Roti Bakar...

This is what had happened to a roti bakar just now. I ate it. Since today is some public holiday, I don't know why, my mother took me and my brother to Kopi Time for tea. I also had a cup of Teh Halia, also known as Ginger Tea and two pau s. One of them was chicken and the other one was the special one. Three of us shared two of them. Actually, my mother wanted to order 'chee cheong fun' but it looked to simple. She changed her mind and ordered the pau. No regrets having tea today.
Then we went a little stroll in Atria. There was a new store selling hardware tools, then my brother came across a Fuzzy Ball. We pursued mother to get it, since it looks quite interesting. Anyway, mission failed. My mother was then rushing for time.

Terrible

It's terrible being sick. And when the coughing, sneezing, sore throat.......comes, it's worse. what's
more? The Mid-Autumn Festival is around the corner. Imagine how nice will it be eating moon cakes of different types that will make a person drool. Moon cakes are very mouth watering, and it's irresistible. Anyway, it's also very sad that it rained on the full moon's night. (shaking my head) As paper lanterns will get wet in the rain, so I decided to watch television. Well, it's quite a heavy job for a class monitor, and some of my classmates just can't keep their big mouths shut while the teacher is away. I sacrifice time, energy and sweat, going up and down the staircase, carrying books, collecting some papers from the staffroom, but no one seems to appreciate the things I have done. It's always a little difficult dealing with the boys at the back of the classroom. The others around the classroom too, making lots of noise, disturbing others. But it's still my duty and I have to bear with it. It's terrible......

Three Guys to Heaven

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce

--That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
--Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
--Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
--Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...
--Would rather end up like Nicole Kidman than Nicole SIMPSON.
--Overheard 5-year-old daughter shouting, "Faggot!" while watching "Mr. Rogers".
--Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.
--I mean come on, people. . . the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!!
--Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum.
...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . .
--Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.

Saiful or SHIT ful?

This is getting ridiculous and the BN government is yet again insulting our intelligence! Saiful’s saga is so pathetic, that it will never stand in any court of public opinion. We do not care about him swearing on the Quran as it has nothing to do with Syariah rulings.

Furthermore, being so heavily tainted and compromised, his testimony in Islam or in the court of public opinion is worthless! We all know that the BN is behind all of this, but what’s surprising is how stupid they are not to realise that it is best for them to just quietly withdraw the case and reduce the damage inflicted on the government.

I guarantee you that, after this ridiculous swearing and more ridiculous statement that ‘sodomy’ was forced (by a weak 61-year-old on a healthy and strong-looking 23-year-old), AnwarPermatang Pauh with an even bigger majority than Kak Wan. All righteous Malaysians of Permatang Pauh will come in droves and take Anwar to Parliament. Ibrahim will win

Mark my words, Saiful, and watch what will happen when BN is no longer the ruling government. Hope that bloody bastard tastes his own medicine soon.

Noisy, Noisier or Noisiest?

As a class monitor, I have the responsibility to look an eye out for noise pollutants. That also mean that they are talkative children. Shouting, copying names, threatening them....... All the ways I could think of, but nothing beats the presence of a discipline teacher. Once a discipline teacher enters the classroom, it changes from a noisy wet-market-like-classroom into a peaceful empty land with no human existence. Going round and round the class, warning them and telling them to lower their voices, makes me busy all the time. Randomly, it is still a good form of exercise. One more thing, the primary noise pollutants are: Kang Zi Yang, Tan Hock Lim, Rii-Chuan & Gang, some of the girls (giggling for no reason)..............

No time

Sorry guys, I have not updated my blog for quite some time. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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